Contents 1 Core Beliefs 2 History 2.1 Philosophy 2.2 Rituals 2.3 Psalms of Worship 2.3.1 My Fair Lady: 2.3.2 Mary Poppins: 2.3.3 The Sound Of Music: 2.3.4 Camelot: 2.3.5 Thoroughly Modern Millie:  2.3.6 Victor/Victoria: 2.3.7 Others: 2.4 Rules 3 Holidays 4 Primary Teachings 5 Julieism Definitions 6 Deities and other God(desses) 6.1 Gods and Goddesses: 6.1.1 Carol Burnett 6.2 == 6.2.1 Dick Van Dyke 6.2.2 Christopher Plummer 6.2.3 James Garner 6.3 Deities: 6.3.1 Polly Browne 6.3.2 Eliza Doolittle 6.3.3 Queen Guinevere 6.3.4 Mary Poppins 6.3.5 Emily Barham 6.3.6 Maria Von Trapp 6.3.7 Dr. Sarah Louise Sherman 6.3.8 Jerusha Bromley 6.3.9 Millie Dillmount 6.3.10 Gertrude Lawrence 6.3.11 Lili Smith (Schmidt) 6.3.12 Judith Farrow 6.3.13 Samantha Taylor 6.3.14 Sally Miles 6.3.15 Victoria Grant / Count Victor Grazinski 6.3.16 Gillian Fairchild 6.3.17 Stephanie Anderson 6.3.18 Audrey Grant 6.3.19 Mrs. Pamela Piquet 6.3.20 Felicity Marshwood 6.3.21 Queen Clarisse Renaldi 6.3.22 Nanny 6.3.23 Queen Lillian 7 After Life 7.1 Julie Heaven 7.1.1 In case of emergency 7.1.2 Jolly Holidays 7.1.3 Put on your Sunday Clothes 7.1.4 Visual Enjoyment 7.1.5 Truly Scrumptious 7.1.6 The Sound of Music 7.1.7 Well Begun is Half Done 7.1.8 Putting it Together 7.2 Julie Hell 8 Sacred Sites 9 Sacred Objects 10 Places of Worship 11 FAQ'S: 11.1 Who is Julie Andrews? 11.2 Why her? 11.3 How often do I have to practise Julieism? 11.4 Should I tell others about this? 11.5 Can I practice Julieism as well as another religion? 11.6 Is this an exclusive religion or can anyone join? 11.7 What can I do to help? 11.8 Where can I learn more about Julie Andrews?

Core Beliefs Edit

Julie Andrews is primarily a queen, but also a goddess. She is the Sound of Music in Humanoid form. "Julieists" are devoted to educating others about Julieism. Julieists believe that Julie Andrews is the most talented singer and actress in the universe, and that the very idea of her making a bad movie, musical, play, show, song, concert or book is inconceivable. Julieists mainly admire her for her voice and optimism, and also her charm, refinement, and perfect diction.

Julieism is dedicated to the life and legacy of Dame Julie Andrews, and to the characteristics and values she embodies. These include, but are not limited to, clarity, honesty, giving to others, perseverence, selflessness, self improvement, and joy.

History Edit

Julieism was first established in December 2009 by the members of a sacred forum called Julie Andrews Online. It was established in honor of Dame Julie Andrews. Singer, Actress, Mother, Grandmother, Rolemodel, Idol, Friend, Flower Girl, Nun, Nanny, Queen.

Philosophy Edit

Life should be your lover. Help you to discover your reason for being.

Rituals Edit

• Spending time daily on Julie Andrews Online
• Watching Julie movies repetitively
• Thinking of her each night before going to sleep
• Drinking PG Tips as often as you are able
• Twirling around randomly with hands outstretched, Singing, "The Hills are Alive, With the Sound of Music..."
• Singing Julie Psalms
• Using the religious term "Oh Gosh" when confronted with a difficult decision. The Puppy analogy can also be used to supplement one's explaination. (ie. it's like having a basket full of eight cute puppies and you're asked to pick your favourite...)
• Using the religious term "Oh my Julie" as an exclamation of surprise or excitement. This term can be abbreviated to "OMJ"
• Using the religious term "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" to describe something big / of great significance. "Docious-ali-expilistic-fragi-cali-rupes" can be used in a similar fashion.
• When being asked to explain something, simply answer with "First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything."
• Recite your prayer: "In the name of Julie, Emma and Sam. Whangdoodles!"
• Always follow the WWJD (What Would Julie Do) decision-making scheme.
• Having an hour of Singing Practice each day
• Practice scales in the shower
• Singing "Wouldn't it be Loverly" in a cockney accent whenever you long for something.
• When a person makes you drop something by accident, exclaim loudly in a cockney accent, "Two bunches of violets trod in the mud!"
• Correct people periodically on their posture and expression, "Don't Slouch" and "Close your mouth, please. We are not a codfish."
• After you finish a passionate moment in the bed, allow your knees to buckle beneath you as you get off the bed, and claim that it was "delicious"
• Reading any book listing the name Julie as the author (Especially those accompanied by "Andrews" behind)
• Looking at her picture / watching her movies / listening to her sing at least once a day
• Educating others about Julieism, through word of mouth (song of mouth is also acceptable and highly encouraged)
• Carrying Carpet bags
• Curtsy to all pictures of Julie you see. (Especially ones of Queen Clarisse)
• Have your hair cut like a female Beatle
• Dramatically placing your hand on your head upon realising you are late for chapel, or in any other random situation
• When being thrown out of any place, calmly retort, "Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of a place like this is slightly better than being thrown out of a leper colony."
• When someone says "Hi" to you, reply back "I certainly am!"
• When someone you don't appreciate shows up unexpectedly, ask them "if they're here to see your boobies!"
• When someone disagrees with you, just tell them "I think it's as simple as 'you're one kind of man, I'm another.'"
• Eating crunchy peanut butter directly from the jar
• When someone arrives at your place, exclaim excitedly, "Captain, you're home!"
• It's perfectly alright, and mostly normal, to start awesome dancing choreographies on elevators.
• Nose jobs are a common thing to do to our loved one.
• When leaving a place, wave at the people there and exclaim "Goodbye, trolley people!"
• Having tea parties on the ceiling is not at all a questionable thing to do.
• When someone doesn't know the asnwer to something you ask, always give them 3 GUESSES (and no more!)
• It's perfectly natural to use anglo saxon 4 letter words on occasion.
• One shall not be americanized by Hershey bars, one can be americanized by a handsome army officer.
• Always clean microscopic stains on carpets with soy sauce.
• Repeat important words three, three, three times.
• It's acceptable to bore someone with your morals and virtues.
• You can certainly make love to a scoundrel, but you cannot marry one.

Psalms of Worship Edit

Cinderella:

• "In My Own Little Corner" (Speak of your dreams)
• "Impossible; It's Possible" (Be optimistic about your goals and dreams)
• "Ten Minutes Ago I Saw You" (A love song between the prince and Cinderella)
• "Do I Love You Because You're Beautiful?" (Yet another love song)
• "When You're Driving Through the Moonlight"(A description of the ball and prince)
• "A Lovely Night" (A description of the ball and prince)

My Fair Lady:Edit

• Wouldn't It Be Loverly (Being content with the simple things in life)
• Just You Wait (Revenge will be sweet if you are willing to be patient)
• The Rain in Spain (The weather forcast in Juland)
• I Could Have Danced All Night (When you're too excited about our goddess to go to sleep)
• Show Me (When words arn't good enough any more)
• Without You (Self confidence in the face of a controlling authority)

Mary Poppins:Edit

• The Perfect Nanny (The requirements needed to hire a nanny for your kids/baby brother/baby sister/nieces/nephews/young cousins)
• Practically Perfect (A description of the Deity, Mary Poppins)
• A Spoonful of Sugar (Thinking positive when faced with a daunting chore)
• Jolly Holiday (Enjoying the company of fellow Julieists)
• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Describing something big / of great significance)
• Stay Awake (Using reverse psychology on excited kids who won't go to sleep)
• Feed the Birds (Be gracious to the poor, for they too, have good intentions)
• Chim Chim Cher-ee (The origin of good luck)

The Sound Of Music:Edit

• Maria (A description of the Deity, Maria Von Trapp)
• I Have Confidence (A cure for the nervous / building one's confidence)
• My Favourite Things (Reassuring a sad person by remembering happy thoughts)
• Do-Re-Mi (Learning the basics of Singing the Julieism Psalms)[Available at the top of the page]
• The Lonely Goatherd (A classic love story)
• Edelweiss (Representative of one's loyalty to his/her homeland)
• So Long, Farewell (The ending of a meeting of fellow Julieists)
• Something Good (No matter how bad one thinks oneself to be, there's always some good in them)
• Climb Ev'ry Mountain (The perseverance to carry on and achieve your dream)

Camelot:Edit

• The Simple Joys of Maidenhood (Guenevere)
• Camelot (reprise) (Arthur and Guenevere)
• The Lusty Month of May (Guenevere and Company)
• Then You May Take Me To the Fair (Guenevere, Sir Lionel, Sir Sagramore, and Sir Dinadan)
• The Jousts (Arthur, Guenevere and Ensemble
• Before I Gaze at You Again (Guenevere)
• What Do the Simple Folk Do? (Arthur and Guenevere)
• I Loved You Once In Silence (Guenevere)
• Guenevere (Company)

Thoroughly Modern Millie:  Edit

• Thoroughly Modern Millie (One must always be a modern. A thorough one, at that!)
• Jimmy (The perfect boy)
• The Tapioca (Always make up dances and name them after dinner dishes)
• Trinkt le Chaim [Jewish Wedding Song]
• Poor Butterfly (Suck up and deal with your broken dreams without breaking down)
• Baby Face (The very definition of the word "Adorable")

Victor/Victoria:Edit

• If I Were a Man (Understanding the opposite gender)
• Trust Me (Believing in even the oddest of propositions)
• Le Jazz Hot (Jazz is music for the soul)
• Crazy World (Staying strong despite the unpredictability of life)
• Louis Says (The history of Marie Antoinette)
• You and Me (Symbolic of the Perfect relationship)
• Almost a Love Song (Contemplating a difficult relationship)
• Living in the Shadows (Hiding will solve nothing. Learning of your own accord is the most rewarding)
• Victor/Victoria (Never judge a book by it's cover)

Others:Edit

• Your Crowning Glory (All Julieists have that special little something in them)
• Getting to Know You (Learning new things about the people around you)
• You're So London (The lovely english rose that is our Dame)

Rules Edit

• Thou shalt not give into the temptation of Baroness Schraeder and Henry Labisse
• Thou shalt join the Nuns at the Abbey
• Thou shalt slide up stair banisters
• Thou shalt celebrate Julie's birthday
• Thou shalt love Captain Von Trapp and Bert
• Thou shalt sing wherever thou goest
• Thou shalt have the motto "A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down"
• Thou shalt respect Blake Edwards
• Thou shalt wear scarves and baseball caps
• Thou shalt support those with multiple personalities.
• Thou shalt not give up (the 11th commandment - Blake swears by it!)
• Thou shalt never permit sentiment to muddle thy thinking
• Thou shalt never judge things by their appearance... even carpetbags
• Thou shalt know the lyrics to all the songs ever sung by the Goddess
• Thou shalt insult Jack Warner on occasion
• Thou shalt master the art of the fan
• Thou shalt be absolutely genuine all the bloody time
• Thou shall respect Emma Walton Hamilton

Holidays Edit

• Head Fairy Lily Day :: January 22 - Release of Tooth Fairy (2010 film)
• Eliza Day :: Febuary 15 - Opening of My Fair Lady (1956 musical)
• Maria Day :: March 2 - Release of The Sound of Music (1965 film)
• Lise Day :: March 10 - Airing of "High Tor" (1995 episode)
• Victor Day :: March 16 - Release of Victor Victoria (1982 film)
• Millie Day :: March 21 - Release of Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967 film)
• Amanda Day :: March 21 - Release of Little Miss Marker (1980 film)
• Polly Day :: April 14 - Opening of The Boy Friend (1953 musical)
• Nanny Day :: April 27 - Release of Eloise at the Plaza (2003 film)
• Queen Lillian Day :: May 18 - Release of Shrek the Third (2007 film)
• Queen Lillian Day 2 :: May 19 - Release of Shrek 2 (2004 film)
• Audrey Day :: May 19 - Release of Our Sons (1991 film)
• Eliza Doolittle Day :: May 20 - Declared Eliza Doolittle Day
• Queen Lilian Day 3 :: May 21 - Release of Shrek Forever After (2010 film)
• Felicity Day :: June 23 - Release of Relative Values (2000 flim)
• Lili Day :: June 24 - Release of Darling Lili (1979 film)
• Sally Day :: July 1 - Release of S.O.B. (1981 film)
• Marlena Day :: July 9 - Release of Despicable Me (2010 film)
• Judith Day :: July 11 - Release of The Tamarind Seed (1974 film)
• Dr. Sarah Day :: July 14 - Release of Torn Curtain (1966 film)
• Burlington Bert Day :: July 18 - Release of Star! (1968 film)
• Queen Clarisse Day :: August 3 - Release of The Princess Diaries (2001 film)
• Clarisse & Joseph Day :: August 11 - Release of The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004 film)
• Mary Poppins Day ::August 27 - Release of Mary Poppins (1964 film)
• Gilian Day :: September 26 - Release of That's Life! (1986 flim)
• Julie Day :: October 1 (established 1935) - Birthday
• Pamela Day :: October 2 - Release of A Fine Romance (1992 film)
• Samantha Day :: October 5 - Release of 10 (1979 film)
• Jerusha Day :: October 10 - Release of Hawaii (1966 Film)
• Victoria Day :: October 25 - Opening of Victor/Victoria (1995 musical)
• Emily Day :: October 27 - Release of The Americanization of Emily (1964 film)
• Nanny & Wilkes Day :: November 22 - Release of Eloise at Christmastime (2003 film)
• TONGUE Day :: November 28 - Release of One Special Night (1999 film)
• Queen Guinevere Day :: December 3 - Opening of Camelot (1960 musical)
• Marianna Day :: December 16 - Release of The Man who Loved Women (1983 film)
• Stephanie Day :: December 25 - Release of Duet for One (1986 film)

Primary Teachings Edit

• One must be Practical, and strive for Perfection
• Bursting randomly into song singing 'The Sound of Music', 'My Favourite Things', 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' or 'A Spoonful of Sugar' is perfectly normal for any Julieist
• It's okay to be a woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman
• Using swear words is perfectly fine when you're irritated... or as long as you do it in that loverly English accent. One must swear in Perfect diction.
• We never slide
• ex nihilo nihil fit (Latin) "Nothing comes from nothing" (English)
• Chastity is overrated (refer to sacred text of the Vanity Fair Proust Questionnaire)
• Being flattened to the ground by a helicopter downdraft is considered normal
• Walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live
• When the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window
• Forgetfulness is acceptable during thunderstorms
• In spite of what anyone thinks, there are professions where practice does make perfect
• We never rush, we hasten
• The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early
• We only play truth games with our friends
• We're always thoroughly modern and unspeakably fatal
• To adore Queens and want to visit countries that are purely fictional, is absolutely normal
• It's perfectly alright to have an affair with your Head of Security
• We'll sleep with some people for a meatball

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Julieism Definitions Edit

Julie

Nouns:

• Julieism
• Julieist
• Julienation (all Julieists together)
• Julieization (same as civilization, but Julie-style)
• Julename/Julenick (your JAO username)
• Julie-esque
• Julieverse (Everything that's Julie!)
• Chum (frequently used to describe a best friend)

Verbs:

• To Julieite

(turning something ordinary in your everyday life into something Julie-related, eg: sticking Julie photos all over your schoolbooks ) ( I Julieite, you Julieite, he/she Julieites,...)

• To Julieize

(to convert someone to Julieism, teach someone about the Julieism-culture) (I Julieize, you Julieize, he/she Julieizes,...)

• To Julienag

(to nag someone constantly about Julie(ism), until they avoid, yell at or turn you in at the local police station) (I Julienag, you Julienag, he/she Julienags,...)

Adjectives:

• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
• Loverly

Expressions

• Oh Gosh
• Oh My Julie, or OMJ.
• Oh My Sainted Aunt Fanny
• Oh, Knickers
• Oh, cripes

Deities and other God(desses) Edit

When you're a Julieist, you're also allowed to admire all people related to Dame Julie Andrews...consisting mostly in lusting after her leading men. Notice that it's ok to be unsure whether you want to be Julie Andrews so you can snog Christopher Plummer, James Garner, Hector Elizondo, Omar Sharif, Paul Newman, etc etc etc, or if you want to be one of her leading men so you can snog Julie.

You shall also pay respect to people who openly admire Julie or say great things about her.

You shall despise and gossip and talk nasty about everyone who has nasty things to say about Julie Andrews, you shall also provide them with a list of some good shrinks, as these people most certainly need professional help. Alternatively, you can give them a ripped up note that is impossible to read, and instruct them to throw it in their fireplace. In due time, after the wind has changed, they will probably learn their place.

Gods and Goddesses:Edit

Carol BurnettEdit

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Carol Creighton Burnett (born April 26, 1933), a chum of our Dame, is an American actress, comedienne, singer, dancer and writer. Burnett started her career in New York. After becoming a hit on Broadway, she debuted on television. After successful appearances on The Garry Moore Show, Carol moved to Los Angeles and began an eleven-year run on the The Carol Burnett Show which was aired on CBS television from 1967 to 1978. With roots in vaudeville, The Carol Burnett Show was a variety show combining comedy sketches, song, and dance. The comedy sketches ranged from movie parodies to character pieces which featured the many talents of Burnett herself who created and played several well-known and distinctive characters. Her notable appearences with our Dame include "Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall", "Julie and Carol at Lincoln Center", and the Kennedy Center Honours. When you're a Juliest you have to admire and pay your respect to Carol Burnett, who is the Dame's best friend.

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Richard Wayne “Dick” Van Dyke (born December 13, 1925) is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer with a career spanning six decades. He is best known for his starring roles in the films Bye Bye Birdie, Mary Poppins, and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the television series The Dick Van Dyke Show and Diagnosis Murder. Van Dyke was cast in two roles as the chimney sweep Bert and the chairman of the bank in Walt Disney's Mary Poppins (1964). To film his scenes as the chairman, he was heavily costumed to look much older, and was credited in that role as "Nackvid Keyd" (at the end of the credits, the letters unscramble into "Dick Van Dyke"). Van Dyke's attempt at a cockney accent was cited as one of the worst film accents in a 2003 poll by Empire magazine. Mary Poppins was nonetheless successful upon release and its enduring appeal has made it one of the most famous films in cinematic history.

Christopher PlummerEdit

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Christopher Plummer, CC (born December 13, 1929) is a Canadian theatre, film and television actor. In a career that spans over five decades and includes substantial roles in film, television, and theatre, Plummer is perhaps best known for the role of Captain Georg von Trapp in The Sound of Music. His most recent film roles include the Disney–Pixar 2009 film Up as Charles Muntz, the Shane Acker production 9 as 1 and The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus as Doctor Parnassus. Christopher Plummer intensely disliked working on The Sound Of Music. He's been known to refer to it as "The Sound of Mucus" and likened working with Julie Andrews to "being hit over the head with a big Valentine's Day card, every day." Nontheless, he and Andrews have remained close friends ever since. Julie and Chris were reunited once again on sceen in the 2001 film, On Golden Pond, where they play the part of Husband and Wife.

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James Garner (born April 7, 1928) is an American film and television actor. He has starred in several television series spanning a career of more than five decades. These included his roles as Bret Maverick, in the popular 1950s western-comedy series, Maverick; Jim Rockford, in the popular 1970s detective drama, The Rockford Files; and the father of Katey Sagal's character on 8 Simple Rules following the death of John Ritter. He has starred in dozens of movies, including The Great Escape (1963) with Steve McQueen; Paddy Chayefsky's The Americanization of Emily (1964) as Lieutenant Commander Charlie Madison and Blake Edwards' Victor Victoria (1982) as King Marchand, both with Julie Andrews; and Murphy's Romance (1985) with Sally Field, for which he received an Academy Award nomination.

Deities:Edit

Polly BrowneEdit

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Queen GuinevereEdit

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Mary PoppinsEdit

Emily BarhamEdit

Maria Von TrappEdit

Dr. Sarah Louise ShermanEdit

Jerusha BromleyEdit

Millie DillmountEdit

Gertrude LawrenceEdit

Gertie was an English speaking goddess worshiped primarily in the West End and on Broadway. Although she couldn't really sing, dance, or act very well, she nonetheless was magical on stage. She had the insolant confidence, and elusive, magical sophistication that can make mannerisms into style. After her death in 1952, her cult diminished until it was absorbed into the newly emerging Julieism in 1968, when Julie, not yet Dame, took on her persona in the motion picture "STAR!" dir: Robt. Wise, 20th Century Fox.

Lili Smith (Schmidt)Edit

Judith FarrowEdit

Samantha TaylorEdit

Sally MilesEdit

Victoria Grant / Count Victor GrazinskiEdit

Gillian FairchildEdit

Stephanie AndersonEdit

Audrey GrantEdit

Mrs. Pamela PiquetEdit

Felicity MarshwoodEdit

Queen Clarisse RenaldiEdit

NannyEdit

Queen LillianEdit

After Life Edit

Julie HeavenEdit

If you follow the rules and carry out the rituals of this religion successfully, you will be gifted with an authentic autographed picture of the great Julie, and spend your afterlife in a peaceful little cottage on a cloud in the sky. This place can alternatively be called Juland.

In case of emergencyEdit

• This house will consist of soft cloud floors, whereby placing too much intentional pressure will cause you to fall through. Simply grab one of the many umbrellas situated underneath the cloud and they will magically float you back down to the doorstep of your cottage. Interior decoration of any kind can be added by reaching into the bottomless carpetbag in the hall.

Jolly HolidaysEdit

• The bedroom has walls covered with chalk drawings all over the walls and celling. To enter any of the drawings, touch it lightly and think, wink, then double blink. Jump forward and you will be sucked into the drawing. You will automatically be clothed in the appropriate attire according to the location in the drawing. To exit, perform the same actions that you used to get in, but in reverse. You will end up in the exact position you were standing before you entered the painting.

Put on your Sunday ClothesEdit

• The walk-in wardrobe contains all the clothes and costumes that Julie Andrews have ever worn. This includes a full selection of scarves, jewellery, hats and bags. Any other clothes desired can be magically conjoured up by opening a seperate smaller wardrobe in the corner. Any clothes desired will appear when it is opened. Any clothes you detest can be put into this wardrobe and it will disappear when the door is closed.

Visual EnjoymentEdit

• There is a library room in the house that has comfy sofas and lounge chairs.(But who needs those with cloud floors?) It is filled with a bookcase housing the complete written works of Julie Andrews. The DVD shelves hold a complete set of all of Julie Andrews movies, in all the special aniversary editions. The television set has multiple channels showing the Julie Andrews Hour, her concerts and all of her interviews to date. There is a complete in-built guide where you can select which interview/show you want to watch.

Truly ScrumptiousEdit

• The kitchen has cabinets containing endless boxes of PG Tips Tea and Chunky Peanut Butter. Any additional groceries/appliance needed can be pulled out from the bottomless brown paper bag on the counter. Simply reach in and think of the item you want, then pull it out. The centrepiece of the dining table is a jar of cookies. Upon close inspection, the cookies are found to be inedible, and indeeed, even unbreakable. They are merely there as decoration. If one is smart enough to lift up the jar, the label at the bottom reads "WARNING: Dangerous. Please do not attempt to eat, break, or use as frisbees".

The Sound of MusicEdit

• Simply state the name of a Julie song and snap your fingers. The song will play automatically and can be heard throughout the whole house at just the right volume. In a similar way, one can play a whole series of songs by adding "Soundtrack" or "Recording" to the name of the respective album/soundtrack/recording. This system is voice controlled, so if you want to pause or stop listening, simply call out "Pause" or "Stop" and snap your fingers.

Well Begun is Half DoneEdit

• If you've made a mess of things. Simply say in a commanding voice "Spit-Spot!" and snap your fingers twice. Any subsequent snap of our fingers directed to the selected portion of the room will result in automatic tidying. Snap fingers thrice to end the command. Excessive snapping in a short period of time may cause things to get out of control. Simply end the command or call out "That will be Quite enough!" All tidying will stop immediately.(note that this does not end the command. It only stops it momentarily until you snap your fingers again)

Putting it TogetherEdit

• You will never be lonely in Juland. Friends are a cloud away--Literally. Simply pick up the umbrella in the stand that has a Parrot head(others will only transport you back home, not out of home), and open it, with your destination it mind, holding on tight. The umbrella will fly you wherever you wish, with added witty commentary on the way by the Parrot head. To turn off this function, grip the parrot beak closed as you fly.

Julie HellEdit

If, however, you disrespect Julieism by not following the rules, you will be shunned to Julie Hell, a gazebo surrounded by blazing standing set lights that make the sound of raspberries non-stop. Ailments that will befall you include a loss of voice and a raspy throat. There will be sudden helicoper drafts that will flatten you to the stone floor of the gazebo.

Sacred Sites Edit

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• Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, England
• Salzburg, Austria
• 17 Cherry Tree Lane
• Wimpole Street
• Paris (specifically by night)
• Chez Lui
• The holy hand prints at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (placing one's hands within these is considered a great honour and a religious experience)
• Julie Andrews star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
• New York (specifically Broadway)
• Covent Garden
• Any hill out there where you feel like singing your heart out
• Brentwood Neighbourhood
• Gstaad
• Julie Andrews Online
• A gazebo
• Barbados Islands
• Camelot
• The French Riviera
• Sag Harbor

Sacred Objects Edit

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• Soundtracks of the movies and musicals she's in
• Anything signed by Julie
• Replies to fan mail you sent her- even the envelopes
• DVD's of her movies
• DVD's of Blake Edwards movies
• Books written by her
• Books written by Emma Walton Hamilton
• PG Tips Tea
• Books on which her movies were based
• Playbills or Programmes of Musicals she's performed in
• Framed photographs of the English rose that Julie is
• Any book, movie or song that has the name Julie, Maria, Mary, and so on.
• Your Julieism Bible (this whole page printed out)
• Silk scarves
• Baseball caps
• Julie Andrews roses

Places of Worship Edit

• Julie Andrews Online Forums
• Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, England
• In front of computer; which includes JAO, facebook fan pages, twitter pages and various groups dedicated to her gorgeousness and royalty
• In front of television screen
• In a musical theatre
• In a movie theater
• In your own mind daydreaming of our Goddess

FAQ'S: Edit

Who is Julie Andrews? Edit

For a complete history, read Here.

Our Star

In a small English town, nineteen thirty-five,

Years before the hills were even alive.

On the first morn of October, autumn was bold.

And there was great happiness in the Welles' household

A brand new daughter had joined their throng.

Though not yet known, she was full of song.

As she grew, she would surprise all,

And soon would be hearing the stage's call.

An amazing discovery in the midst of war's tumult;

Thus young girl's voice was that of an adult!

Julie Andrews was now a star,

And everyone who heard her knew she would go far.

From the Queen and every audience, the applause was the same.

All over Great Britain, you could hear her fans claim;

Her performances brought them great joy.

And soon she Broadway wanted to employ.

In fifty-four, to New York she would go;

Across the Atlantic and be the light of the show!

From "The Boyfriend" to "My Fair Lady," she found great success.

And everyone who heard her knew she had been blessed.

On television specials, her name was soon found.

From "High Tor" to "Cinderella," she was all around.

In sixty-two, came an offer from Disney himself;

They were pulling the story of "Mary Poppins" from the shelf.

The books would be a movie with who as the star?

But Julie Andrews-the fair rose from England a far.

It would be a new experience, but deserving was she.

That November, a baby girl added to her glee.

Filming of the movie would begin the following year.

"Mary Poppins" would be a classic, drawing fans far and near.

That nanny was talented, clever and sweet.

She expressed "A Spoon Full of Sugar" as being quite a treat.

Dick, as Bert, was charming, the children were precocious,

And enduring was the song of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

She would later be rewarded, for there would be a day,

When a golden Oscar statuette would come her way.

After a grand film debut,

She would go down in history, everyone knew.

Next, a straight dramatic role, she would try,

And show that she could make any film genre fly

Her character, Emily Barham, was tough and keen,

And her chemistry with Charlie was clearly seen.

This only happens with the very best cast,

And the screen pair of Julie and Jimmy would last.

Her next project would bring her voice to all,

Even from atop the mountains tall.

Maria von Trapp, was her characters name.

She and that story would live on in fame.

A nanny-type figure she played once again;

A nun who was faithful. Amen!

She lead seven children in memorable song,

And persuaded their father to sing along.

A happy wedding day would soon come,

And their voices heard by many and then some.

Concluding the picture, with the Captain in lead,

The family all together was a happy ending indeed.

Over the years, she has held her place;

The silver screen, she continues to grace.

From musicals and concerts to drama,

Through happiness, heartache and trauma;

Her name still appears in entertainment today.

And in May of Two Thousand, there came a great "Hooray!"

It was then that this legend was made a Dame.

A great honor? Yes, but she is still the same;

The talented beauty who we still know

As a lady who always lights up the show.

Aside from a star on stage and screen,

Her name in children's books can be seen.

Through such characters as "Dumpy" and "Bo," she also has fans.

Ask a crowd, "Who loves her?" and find a sea of hands.

Her autobiography will be cherished, every page.

In Hollywood, there is now "The Julie Andrews Stage."

"The Princess Diaries" brought her even more praise,

And we will keep seeing her many more days.

As Eloise's nanny, with her drink in hand,

And as Queen Clarisse, returning to her homeland.

We will also hear her voice in the sequels to "Shrek."

In one way or another, she will still be on deck.

In movies, in books and on stage, too.

-E. Phinney, Fan of Julie Andrews

Why her? Edit

Why not her? She is Practically Perfect in every way! Julie Andrews (or Jools for short) is a Queen!

How often do I have to practise Julieism? Edit

Every single day of your life until you are taken away to your little cloud in the sky.

Should I tell others about this? Edit

Of course!! SPREAD THE WORD OF JULIEISM! because we love her!!!!! Convert anyone you can into Julieism.

Can I practice Julieism as well as another religion? Edit

Although Julieism is encouraged to be your true devotion, other religions can be practised alongside Julieism. Julieism is a very flexible religion that is open to a diverse range of people, whether they are Jewish, Christian, Hindu, Christopher Plummerists , etc. This is a very accepting community and everyone is welcome. Julieists are open to new ideas, and will always take suggestions to make this religion the best one possible.

Is this an exclusive religion or can anyone join? Edit

You MUST be a fan of Julie Andrews to join and have an understanding of the importance of the Julieism values to oneself and to mankind as a whole. If you do not abide by this, then we must force you out of the religion and you will never live on that beautiful little cloud in the sky.

What can I do to help? Edit

• Join the Julie Andrews Online forum and spread the word!
• Dramatically change everyday discussions to be about Julie
• Make pamphlets about Julieism and put them in people's mailboxes.
• Constantly talk about Julie Andrews, Mary Poppins, etc. to your friends; your goal is to brainwash them and make them know just as much about Julieism as you.. or possibly more.
• Support her films and even pay to see a film with her in it in the cinema even if she is only on screen for less than 10 seconds.
• Pay to see a musical she used to do even though she's no longer in the role

Where can I learn more about Julie Andrews? Edit

• Julie Andrews Online
• Julie Andrews Wikipedia page
• Julie Andrews IMDb page
• Julie Andrews Online Youtube Page

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